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<title><![CDATA[P.J. O&apos;Rourke - Articles - RealClearPolitics]]></title><link>http://www.RealClearPolicy.com/authors/rss/archive/16803.xml</link><description><![CDATA[P.J. O&apos;Rourke]]></description><category domain="16803">Author</category><item>
							<title><![CDATA[The Parallel Universe of the New York Times]]></title>
							<link>https://www.weeklystandard.com/pj-orourke/the-parallel-nyt-universe-where-hillary-is-president-and-yet-everything-is-still-terrible</link>
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							<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2018 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
							<author>P.J. O&apos;Rourke</author>
							<description><![CDATA[It had long been my opinion that the writers and editors of the New York Times and, by extension, their readers live on a different planet&mdash;the planet where a martini costs $20. But, upon perusal of the Sunday Review section, I see that I was wrong. They do not live on another...]]></description>
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							<title><![CDATA[The Half-Hearted Case for Rubio]]></title>
							<link>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/12/12/the-half-hearted-case-for-rubio.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2015 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
							<author>P.J. O&apos;Rourke</author>
							<description><![CDATA[I must, I can, I will be positive about Marco Rubio. I&rsquo;m a Republican. Rubio is the least insane candidate (low bar) with the best chance (faint hope) of actually beating Hillary.The patients have taken over the GOP psychiatric ward. The shrink is on the couch. The loonies are...]]></description>
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							<title><![CDATA[Ann Coulter Said What?]]></title>
							<link>http://www.weeklystandard.com/articles/she-said-what_1035823.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2015 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
							<author>P.J. O&apos;Rourke</author>
							<description><![CDATA[Toward Ann Coulter I had always taken a &ldquo;suffer little children to come unto me&rdquo; attitude. Not that she ever came on to me or anything. It&rsquo;s just that she&rsquo;s a kid. She was born in 1961. I&rsquo;ve got skinny Brooks Brothers neckties in the back of my closet older...]]></description>
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							<title><![CDATA[Uncle Joe: A Dem Republicans Can Believe In]]></title>
							<link>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/09/05/uncle-joe-a-democrat-republicans-can-believe-in.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2015 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
							<author>P.J. O&apos;Rourke</author>
							<description><![CDATA[Joe, the Democrats don't like you. That's fine by me. I'm a Republican. I don't like you either. But, to quote the universally acknowledged definitive study of practical politics, which starred Marlon Brando, "It's not personal... It's strictly business."Personally, I think you're a...]]></description>
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							<title><![CDATA[Dear Voters: Democrats Hate Your Guts]]></title>
							<link>http://www.weeklystandard.com/articles/they-hate-your-guts_1001602.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2015 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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							<title><![CDATA[The Unbearable Nuttiness of Mike Huckabee]]></title>
							<link>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/08/01/the-unbearable-nuttiness-of-mike-huckabee.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2015 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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							<title><![CDATA[Limey Liars &amp; the Country That Hates Them]]></title>
							<link>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/05/06/britain-a-democracy-worse-than-ours.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2015 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
							<author>P.J. O&apos;Rourke</author>
							<description><![CDATA[Haggis, hate, and Her Majesty: P.J. O&rsquo;Rourke tells you everything you need to know about Thursday&rsquo;s limey election.Great Britain is having a confusing parliamentary election. BBC World Service radio thought one way to cover a confusing election would be to invite a confused...]]></description>
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							<title><![CDATA[How John Hughes Made Conservatism Funny]]></title>
							<link>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/03/22/how-john-hughes-made-conservatism-funny.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2015 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
							<author>P.J. O&apos;Rourke</author>
							<description><![CDATA[To mark the 30th anniversary of The Breakfast Club, P.J. O&rsquo;Rourke remembers the wit, wisdom, and politics of his friend John Hughes.Somehow&mdash;while we Senior Teens in our forties, fifties and sixties weren&rsquo;t paying attention&mdash;30 years have elapsed since The Breakfast...]]></description>
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							<title><![CDATA[Let's Just Let Frats Run America]]></title>
							<link>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/01/10/let-s-just-let-frats-run-america.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
							<author>P.J. O&apos;Rourke</author>
							<description><![CDATA[Everyone hates fraternities, and everyone hates Congress. Perhaps we&rsquo;d be better off if they just switched places.Sixty-four &ldquo;freshman&rdquo; U.S. senators and representative were sworn in this week. And &ldquo;Spring Rush&rdquo; is beginning at many universities. College...]]></description>
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							<title><![CDATA[Santa Fails One More Time]]></title>
							<link>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/12/27/santa-fails-one-more-time.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2014 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
							<author>P.J. O&apos;Rourke</author>
							<description><![CDATA[I asked for world peace, religious tolerance and an end to poverty. I really did. But they turn out to be more complicated than I thought.Darn it, Santa didn&rsquo;t bring me what I wanted this year. Again. What I wanted was, of course, what all right-minded people say they want&mdash;in...]]></description>
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							<title><![CDATA[Congress's Gift That Keeps on Giving]]></title>
							<link>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/12/20/congress-gift-that-keeps-on-giving.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2014 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
							<author>P.J. O&apos;Rourke</author>
							<description><![CDATA[P.J. O&rsquo;Rourke highlights the special gifts to taxpayers in the $1.1 trillion &ldquo;cromnibus&rdquo; spending bill.The Holiday Season is a time of family togetherness. The kids are out of school, Mom is out of get-up-and-go, Dad is out of work. We gather around the cozy fireplace....]]></description>
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							<title><![CDATA[They Made Me Write About Lena Dunham]]></title>
							<link>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/12/13/up-to-a-point-they-made-me-write-about-lena-dunham.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2014 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
							<author>P.J. O&apos;Rourke</author>
							<description><![CDATA[My editor called and said, &ldquo;Do a column on this Lena Dunham flap!&rdquo;And I said...Actually, back up. What I did NOT say was, &ldquo;Who the hell is Lena Dumbwhat?&rdquo;I&rsquo;m a 67-year-old guy. I live in rural New Hampshire. I don&rsquo;t subscribe to US Weekly, assuming...]]></description>
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							<title><![CDATA[Why 2016's Hopefuls Are Hopeless]]></title>
							<link>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/11/22/why-2016-s-hopefuls-are-hopeless.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2014 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
							<author>P.J. O&apos;Rourke</author>
							<description><![CDATA[She of the Native American ancestry.How.As well you might ask. But if she gets her own casino it will be a fund-raising plus.Senator Warren taught at Harvard and is an expert in bankruptcy law, so she has plenty of direct connections to the smarty-pants Ivy Leaguers who ruined the U.S....]]></description>
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							<title><![CDATA[The GOP Senate: A New Utopia Dawns]]></title>
							<link>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/11/08/the-gop-senate-a-new-utopia-dawns.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2014 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
							<author>P.J. O&apos;Rourke</author>
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							<title><![CDATA[Election Day Way Scarier Than Halloween]]></title>
							<link>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/11/01/election-day-is-scarier-than-halloween.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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							<title><![CDATA[What We Really Need Is a Nobel War Prize]]></title>
							<link>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/10/11/up-to-a-point-what-we-really-need-is-a-nobel-war-prize.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
							<author>P.J. O&apos;Rourke</author>
							<description><![CDATA[Sure, Malala is totally worthy. But most of them haven&rsquo;t been, because peace is elusive. War, however, is clarifying.At least this year&rsquo;s Nobel Peace Prize wasn&rsquo;t a howler like the 1973 award to Henry Kissinger and Le Duc Tho for making love, not war in Vietnam. Or the...]]></description>
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							<title><![CDATA[A Free Scotland Would Be a Hilarious Disaster]]></title>
							<link>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/09/13/up-to-a-point-a-free-scotland-would-be-a-hilarious-disaster.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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							<title><![CDATA[My Problem With People Who Agree With Me]]></title>
							<link>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/07/20/up-to-a-point-my-problem-with-people-who-agree-with-me.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
							<author>P.J. O&apos;Rourke</author>
							<description><![CDATA[A libertarian gathering in Las Vegas shows the basic weakness of small-government advocacy.I have just returned from a confab of people who agree with me, at one of the nation&rsquo;s largest annual gatherings of individuals and organizations devoted to libertarianism and...]]></description>
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							<title><![CDATA[The Ridiculousness of Father's Day]]></title>
							<link>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/06/15/how-the-world-s-no-1-dad-does-it.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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							<title><![CDATA[What's the &quot;Pursuit of Happiness&quot; Anyway?]]></title>
							<link>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/06/08/what-did-tj-mean-by-pursuit-of-happiness-anyway.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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							<title><![CDATA[The Baby Boomer Bust]]></title>
							<link>http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304011304579220174176053820</link>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
							<author>P.J. O&apos;Rourke</author>
							<description><![CDATA[We are the generation that changed everything. Of all the eras and epochs of Americans, ours is the one that made the biggest impression&mdash;on ourselves. That's an important accomplishment, because we're the generation that created the self, made the firmament of the self, divided the...]]></description>
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							<title><![CDATA[Politically Incorrect Commencement Advice]]></title>
							<link>http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-op-orourke4-2008may04,0,6539887.story</link>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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