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							<title><![CDATA[Memo to Donald Trump's Gut: Shut Up. Just. Shut. Up.]]></title>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2018 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
							<author>Carl Hiaasen</author>
							<description><![CDATA[President Donald Trump told the Washington Post: My gut tells me more sometimes than anybody else's brain can ever tell me. Miami Herald columnist Carl Hiaasen lists some brilliant things Trump's gut has told him in the past.]]></description>
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							<title><![CDATA[The Rich Are Worried Sick, But (Tax) Relief Is on the Way!]]></title>
							<link>http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article159184184.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
							<author>Carl Hiaasen</author>
							<description><![CDATA[Among high-bracket afflictions traced to the onset of Obamacare taxes were anxiety, insomnia, chipped teeth, elevated blood pressure, facial tics, and irritable bowel syndrome.]]></description>
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							<title><![CDATA[Turns Out, the Joke Was on Kathy Griffin]]></title>
							<link>http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article155412344.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jun 2017 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
							<author>Carl Hiaasen</author>
							<description><![CDATA[Displaying the fake head of a sitting president like a trophy bass doesn't even qualify as a failed attempt at wit.]]></description>
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							<title><![CDATA[The Unstoppable Transformation of Cuba]]></title>
							<link>http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article66701352.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2016 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
							<author>Carl Hiaasen</author>
							<description><![CDATA[Cuba far from being a free country, but it's opening up and loosening up]]></description>
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							<title><![CDATA[Suddenly, Apple Can't Crack Its Own Device]]></title>
							<link>http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article61359162.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2016 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
							<author>Carl Hiaasen</author>
							<description><![CDATA[Apple, the cleverest company on the planet, claims it can't unlock one dead terrorist's iPhone without exposing all of our phones to malevolent hackers.]]></description>
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							<title><![CDATA[Jeb Needs Some Razzle-Dazzle]]></title>
							<link>http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/op-ed/article31827456.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2015 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
							<author>Carl Hiaasen</author>
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							<title><![CDATA[There Will NEVER Be a President Trump]]></title>
							<link>http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article27059140.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2015 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
							<author>Carl Hiaasen</author>
							<description><![CDATA[Before one more straight-faced political story is written about the presidential candidacy of Donald Trump, the obvious begs to be stated: The man has absolutely no chance of winning.Zero. Nada.]]></description>
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							<title><![CDATA[Jeb Could Ruin Hillary's Run]]></title>
							<link>http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article7033457.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
							<author>Carl Hiaasen</author>
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							<title><![CDATA[Obama Is NOT Mopey! You Got That?]]></title>
							<link>http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article3649524.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2014 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate>
							<author>Carl Hiaasen</author>
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							<title><![CDATA[Snowden Savors Taste of Liberty in Russia]]></title>
							<link>http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/08/03/3539630/snowden-savors-the-taste-of-liberty.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 04 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
							<author>Carl Hiaasen</author>
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							<title><![CDATA[If Palin Were a Male Candidate...]]></title>
							<link>http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/other-views/story/703133.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
							<author>Carl Hiaasen</author>
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							<title><![CDATA[Iraq: No Light at the End of the Tunnel]]></title>
							<link>http://www.miamiherald.com/851/story/466225.html</link>
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							<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
							<author>Carl Hiaasen</author>
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							<title><![CDATA[What Can Go Wrong in Do-Over? Everything]]></title>
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							<pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
							<author>Carl Hiaasen</author>
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